Hide those callouses!

Flip flops have made my summers wonderful. They have kept my feet breezy during those hot summer days when your feet decide it's time to sweat. But why do you wear them? I mean sure, they're comfy BUT they snap against the bottom of your feet, make a lot of noise, twist around, etc etc. Plus everyone knows the point of flip flops is to show off your toes, especially your pedicure. Since most men don't get pedicures done, they shouldn't be allowed to wear flip flops. I don't understand men and women who think it is alright to air out their feet when their toes look like rats nibbled on them, threw up, and nibbled again, and then dipped in acid and coated with horse shit. Like what the fuck!? Don't you hate when you see feet with really dry skin- skin so dry it's white? Just wanted to share that instead of paying attention to what my professor was saying in class, I was too distracted by my neighbor's nasty ass feet... and toes which he must have thought was alright to bend into a pretzel with his other toes.